Yesterday the Guardian published a series of still images taken from the opening scenes of porn films.
This
This
was one of them. Really.
Readers are invited to contribute samples of dialogue in the comments box. Double entendres optional.
was one of them. Really.
Readers are invited to contribute samples of dialogue in the comments box. Double entendres optional.
Is it OK if I mate you on the second rank.
ReplyDeleteGeorge
...suddenly, all his pawns fell off...
ReplyDeleteNot really in the spirit, but how did Black's bishop get to g8?
ReplyDeleteRichard
Man on left: "how did Black's bishop get to g8?"
ReplyDeleteMan on right: "no idea. fancy a shag?"
Let us hope that g8 is where the bishop stays.
Is that your bishop on g8 or are you just pleased to see me?
ReplyDelete...'when i said 'will you bash my bishop' this isn't what i meant.'
ReplyDeleteWould you like to see my pawn collection?
ReplyDeleteI have actually got a video that is based purely on chess porn. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteThe "coach" did have a fairly poor idea of positional play.
Most openings books serve a quasi-pornographic purpose if truth be told.
ReplyDeleteWell we've already learned that Kramnik "wanks over variations"
ReplyDeleteMore chess porn
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