Monday, June 11, 2012

The Beautiful Game

If Peter Drury's to be believed, chess and football are pretty much the same thing. And, at last year's European Team Championship, you could have forgiven such commentators for saying so. To paraphrase Crisp Man:


"Chess is a game for 8 people that sit down, move some pieces, and one arbiter who makes a slew of mistakes, and in the end Germany always wins."


Gazza ate Golden Wonder instead


So, in true Question of Sport style, here's my Chess XI. I doubt they'd get as much as a throw-in at Euro 2012, but perhaps that's a good thing. These chess similes in football commentaries need to stop. I'd keep Hodgson as manager though. Julian, that is.


6 comments:

  1. A team comprising footballers who play chess ought to be doable. Off top of my head, chess playing footballers, or football-playing chessers, include:

    Andrei Kanchelskis
    Ossie Ardilles
    Simen Agdestein
    Zlato Zahovic
    Karel Bruckner
    Rafael Benitez
    Lars Bo Hansen
    Bela Soos
    Torkil Nielsen
    Denis Irwin
    Eric Cantona

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  2. An unfortunate pre-tournament injury means that England won't be able to field the Man City midfield duo of Milner-Barry against the French tonight - though it would have always been a gamble.

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  3. And of course Spain had their Torres.

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  4. Spain also have Reina

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  5. They do, but in Spanish the term Dama is used for that piece.

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