Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pawn

Yesterday the Guardian published a series of still images taken from the opening scenes of porn films.

This



was one of them. Really.

Readers are invited to contribute samples of dialogue in the comments box. Double entendres optional.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it OK if I mate you on the second rank.

George

ejh said...

...suddenly, all his pawns fell off...

Anonymous said...

Not really in the spirit, but how did Black's bishop get to g8?

Richard

Jonathan B said...

Man on left: "how did Black's bishop get to g8?"

Man on right: "no idea. fancy a shag?"

Let us hope that g8 is where the bishop stays.

Anonymous said...

Is that your bishop on g8 or are you just pleased to see me?

Anonymous said...

...'when i said 'will you bash my bishop' this isn't what i meant.'

Anonymous said...

Would you like to see my pawn collection?

Anonymous said...

I have actually got a video that is based purely on chess porn. Seriously.

The "coach" did have a fairly poor idea of positional play.

ejh said...

Most openings books serve a quasi-pornographic purpose if truth be told.

Jonathan B said...

Well we've already learned that Kramnik "wanks over variations"

Jonathan B said...

More chess porn