SAC ATTACK CRACKS HACK, BLACK
Sam Collins v Tim Spanton
Hastings Masters, 2009/10
Sam Collins v Tim Spanton
Hastings Masters, 2009/10
BRIT 45 MINUTES FROM DOOM
1. e4 e5
UP YOURS, E4
2.Nf3 Nc6
3.Bb5 Nf6
4.0-0 Nxe4
I'M MARRIED TO THE BERLIN WALL
5.Re1 Nd6
6.Nxe5 Nxe5
7.Rxe5+ Be7
8.Nc3 Nxb5?
SPANTON'S LOST IT
9.Nd5 0-0??
SPANTON'S A RIGHT PLONKER
10.Nxe7+
EASY
10...Kh8
11.Qh5 g6
12.Qh6 Re8
13.Rh5!
1-0
SUPER COLLINS WENT BALLISTIC, SPANTON WAS ATROCIOUS
[from an original concept by Jonathan B]
8 comments:
I'm referring that post to the Press Complaints Commission on the grounds of plagiarism, and schadenfreude.
This turned out much better than it would have done if I'd have written.
Is Captain Cash still about? Perhaps Tim could write in and ask for the 24 euros it would take to secure this from Quality Chess.
I should also have acknowledged Rupert Murdoch for inspiration (and for doing more to degrade British cultural and political life than any other individual during my lifetime).
Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious! Come on ejh - even you have to admit it- that's classic.
By the way Timothy R Spanton is an anagram of I-Oh, My Pants TN - rot.
I'm sure someone else can do better. In case any older people don't know - pants is yoofslang for rubbish.
Super Caley go ballistic Celtic are atrocious! Come on ejh - even you have to admit it- that's classic
And also borrowed off, I think, a Mirror headline of the Sixties (when it was, I think, QPR who were atrocious).
QPR atrocious? Surely some mistake. Stan Bowles passes one defender, passes two, oh a lovely lob. Goooooooooooal!
... and off to the bookies
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