He used to be 'The Professor'. I read these articles from all these clever reporters who said he sat there like a chess master. He's watching the game and all the other idiots are jumping up and down, shouting and screaming, and Arsene Wenger sits there studying every move on the pitch. That was the year they went unbeaten. We can all sit there with a cigar when you're winning 3-0, saying 'this is good'. Suddenly they started losing and he was one of the biggest nutters of all. He's jumping around more than anyone now.
Harry 'jowls' Redknapp, speaking yesterday, on fellow North London football club manager Arsene Wenger. Rumours that Arsene had just called Harry a "wheeler-dealer" remain unconfirmed.