I Gurevich v C Crouch, Hastings 1992/3
You morons aren't going to understand anything about this game.
1. e4 g6
Standing on the shoulders of giants. Though anybody is a giant compared to termites like you.
2. d4 Bg7
3. Nc3 d6
I could try and explain the subtleties of this move-order to you, but why don't you stop wasting my time and look it up instead?
4 ... Nf6
5. Nf3 O-O
6. O-O Bg4
A strong player might grasp that this move is not the best. But you do not have the intelligence.
8. Bxf3 e5
I suppose I shall have to provide a diagram, though any IM or GM would be able to follow the game without one.
9. dxe5 dxe5
10. Bg5 Qe8
Is Black OK here? Or can White increase his slight edge further?
Why should I tell the likes of you, termite brains?
11. Nd5 Nxd5
12. Qd5 Nc6
13. c3 Kh8
Stronger players than yourselves would grasp Black's idea without needing it explained to them.
14. Rfd1 f6
15. Be3 Rd8
16. Qb3 b6
Can you see how Black is taking over? No, of course you can't, since you are idiots with no understanding of what's happening on this board or any other.
17. Qc4 Rf7
Must I really explain the strength of this manoeuvre? Can you not work it out for yourselves, peabrains?
18. b4 Rfd7
Can you see it now? Black is taking over. If 19. Qxc6 then Black takes twice on d1 and wins the queen. If you didn't see this, isn't that because you're morons?
Enough. What kind of gradings do you people have anyway?
You can work out the rest yourselves. Good bye, clowns!
19. Rxd7 1-0