But there is no such confession today from Chivers. My first online handle, which I still use to play the occasional chess game, was and indeed still is, even if I say so myself, completely brilliant. It's:-
That's right! If only you'd thought of it first.
But I didn't stop there with outstandingly witty and inventive online handles. I followed up with the following work of Joycean linguistic genius:
- a subtle yet magnificent play on my two great childhood passions, chess and dinosaurs.
And now finally, for the occasional game of 1+0 bullet, my handle issues a clear civilizing messages to the barbarian hordes of the internet chess world:
That's right, they do. And I do particularly often.
But which is best? I think we need a poll to decide. Look left and cast your vote.