Meanwhile at the ABBA Museum in Stockholm

I was an impossible case

No-one ever could reach me

But I think I can see in your face

There's a lot you can teach me

You know what Agnetha, love? I rather think there is. If only there was a half decent Scandinavian chesser we could send around to help you out.

Roving Chess Reporter: Dominick Zwolinski

(And, yes, there really is one)