I'm feeling uninspired. Proper chess can go hang for a week or so. Not that I regularly dish that out either.
Anyway, instead, I'm going to open up a little competition to the masses and see which of you fine folk can make me smile.
You have a pool of 199 players to choose from; the top 100 women and the top 99 men (Judit is in both lists).
You have until 2100 GMT on Tuesday February 12 to submit anagrams of our heroes, the sillier the better. I'll do a Lyttle Lytton-esque rundown of the best in my next column.
Now then. Go away. Impress me.